Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
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He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
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Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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