he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
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