dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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