You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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