ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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