I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
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This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
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Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood
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