so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
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