i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
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