If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
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