She announced her abortion via fbk
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
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