How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
4 words: hood of his car
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
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