Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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