You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
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Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
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Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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