Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
Randomize
