So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
Randomize
