she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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