Well apparently he's into motor boating.
That's intense
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
You're wonderful. How are you always such a good friend?
50% genetics, 50% driven by a desire for people to drunkenly eat donuts at my funeral and then have fantastic cry-sex afterward.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
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