We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
Randomize
