Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
My friend's 9-year-old son just informed me that for a cop station, you can't use a shotgun; you have to use a machine gun. Thank you, Grand Theft Auto, for single-handedly corrupting our youth.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
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I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
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You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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