She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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