how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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