Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
Randomize
