Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
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