she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
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This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
what is it with giant penises always finding me
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
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That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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