Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
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She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
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Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.