Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
I FOUND THE LEGS
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...