am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
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we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
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Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.