Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Your dad touched me again.
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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