It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
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I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
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No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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