Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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