you're like a bully in the Christmas story
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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