god I wish I could record you sometimes, you're so neurotic
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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