ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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