MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
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is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
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Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
Trying to figure out these fractions. I bought 5 fifths of gin last week. Does that mean I have one whole gin? 5/5 = 1, right? You're having to homeschool your kids right now--so ask them.
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