R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
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Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
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We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
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I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
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