I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
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one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
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My mom is lecturing me about 'invaluable housekeeping skills' while I google 'cocktails involving gin' on my phone. I can feel the generational gap looming in her silent judgment of my choices.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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