Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
vagina is talking i cant
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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