then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
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He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
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So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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