babies were throwing up all over the place
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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