kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
Are those your contacts stuck to the mirror?!
Yeah. Drunk me tried to put my contacts on the mirror where my eyes were.
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
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