playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
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