I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
And then my night got REAL pukey
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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