Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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