Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
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