She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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