you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
Randomize
