hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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