So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
i just had sex bonerless
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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