their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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