I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
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If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
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yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
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