haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
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In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
Drunk
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Fucaerrrrr
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
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I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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