She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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