i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
You should really come over right now. There's hot construction workers across the street. I'm gonna go pour beer on myself in a bikini on the sidewalk. See you in 5?
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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