You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
Life update: This fucking MacBook repair guy called me over last night for a booty call and he didn’t have a condom OR a bed
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
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