8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
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